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·1 min read·The Cockroach Janta Party

The Five Demands, Explained

A one-minute summary of TCJP's five non-negotiable demands — Rajya Sabha reform, vote-deletion liability, 50% women's reservation, media monopoly, and a 20-year defection ban.

ManifestoConstitutionElectoral ReformIndian Politics
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A vintage propaganda-style poster listing the five demands of The Cockroach Janta Party
The Manifesto · Five non-negotiable demands · Printed once, archived forever

Five demands. Each with a number, a target, and a deadline. If we ever come to power and fail, you will be able to point at the exact line we broke.

The Five

  1. No Rajya Sabha for retiring Chief Justices. A judge ruling on the government this year should not be appointed by that government next year. The separation of powers stops being a dotted line.
  2. Vote deletion is terrorism. If a legitimate vote is deleted in any state, the Chief Election Commissioner is arrested under UAPA — the same statute applied to journalists and students for tweets the state finds inconvenient.
  3. Fifty per cent women in Parliament + Cabinet. Not 33%. No inflating the seat count. Existing seats redistributed. The pain is felt by the people currently holding them.
  4. Cancel the Ambani-Adani media licences. Roughly 70% of Indian-language news passes through two conglomerates. Replace with cooperative-owned newsrooms — the model exists at The Guardian, Reuters, and the BBC.
  5. Twenty-year ban on defection. Operation Lotus has dissolved an elected state government roughly once a year, every year, for the past decade. Make defection cost more than the bribe.
A graphic summarising the five manifesto demands in vintage typography
Numbered. Specific. Falsifiable.

None of these are radical in the historical sense. They are maintenance work — institutional repairs that make existing constitutional rights enforceable again. Five demands. Non-negotiable.

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